It’s our 13th ride on the F.D.R. Love Train, now roaring through a Tunnel of Darkness as we react, mourn, explore and analyze the horrific mass murder of eight people in […]

That light at the end of the tunnel doesn’t mean we’re out of the darkness, so mask up—not *just* because masks protect you and others, but also because masks are sexy! […]

Unicorns, squirting leprechauns and bonobos—oh my! From the sapiosexual escapades of Rudy “Oozy” Giuliani’s polyamorous daughter to the concerning complexities of Cuomosexuality to why “Da Rich” BETTER pay a “wealth tax” […]

Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where could he have thrown it? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we tried […]

If you loved Rush Limbaugh, don’t get on this train. Then again, you might benefit from listening to a little loving, teasing, eargasmically pleasing and bonoboësque deprogramming from the Great American Dittohead Cult of Rush that begat tRump, Fox […]

It’s Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, Ballentine’s Day (ok, Capt’n Max made that one up), Chinese New Year, National Tortellini Day, Single Awareness Day (a listener tells us about that one) and […]

Riding the Bonoboville Superbowl Streamliner, tailgate-style, Capt’n Max and I choo-choo with the crew through big games, wild fantasies, brave new realities, Big Tech censorship battles (on YouTube AND Facebook fronts […]

How can a BJ stop a thief? Is a “short squeeze” a Wall Street ploy or self-pleasure technique? What’s new in cannibalism (#EatTheRich—now on special!)? Which posterior act did former Arizona […]

Whether you’re libel, libeled or just liable to go nuts these days, this show is for you. Actually, it’s for YouTube. But you can listen in (if they don’t censor it). […]

Still reeling from the Rape of the Capitol, we are back on the train through 2021. It’s International Fetish Day, so Capt’n Max and I join the worldwide conversation currently swirling […]