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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 9/11 20th Anniversary

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality 9/11: A date almost everyone knows, yet it’s still shrouded in mystery, like it was a dream, a myth or a movie. It sure looked like a movie, something no one had ever seen before… and hasn’t since. The appalling spectacle of passenger planes flying into the World Trade Centers crumbling to dust live and on repeat—one fiery, phantasmagorical special effect after another—from every different angle, felt totally surreal. Unfortunately, it was real. It was also very deadly. At least 2997 human beings lost their lives that dreadful day, and thousands more […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich):OnlyFans Flips! Wars Suck! Bonobos Rock!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality We start with the Good News: OnlyFans surrenders! It may not last, but it’s a victory for sex workers. Also Good News: U.S. troops are finally leaving Afghanistan! Though ending a misbegotten Perma-War is like trying to straighten out a bad perm; it’s a mess. Biden is no genius, but Dubya and the Dick are the big adult babies who made this mess. Also Carter arming the muhajideen against Soviet Russia kickstarted it 40 years ago, around the time I was in Afghanistan. So, we #GoBonobos for pulling out now, better late […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): OnlyFans, Afghanistan

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Reddit censored this show’s title because it contained the word “incels.” We deleted the word and went on with the show, playing footsie yet again with Big Tech censorship. Of course, we weren’t encouraging incels! We were exploring solutions to the growing ammosexual incel problem. But the bots can’t tell whether you’re using a word to promote or critique, so they just censor first and ask questions… never. At least, Big Tech Bots aren’t the Taliban. They don’t amputate your hand if you’re caught stealing. But they do cut off your voice […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): The Pink Duct Tape Dialogues

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Slipping into a slinky pink latex, I pledge my love & send my regrets to DomCon, the Comic-Con of Kink and the Met Gala of Fetish, where I was so excited to be Mistress of Ceremonies and see all my favorite FemDoms who I’ve been missing like crazy all year.  But these are crazy times, and as much as I long to whip it good with fellow kinksters, I’m not about to challenge Domina Delta Variant to a wrestling match. Not even a friendly erotic catfight. So My Pomeranian Familiar, Chico, & […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Politics & Horsepower

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality From Horseracing to Horseplay to Horse Abuse to Hot Sex on Horseback to Anthropocene Horsepower taking us for a Ride into Jacked-Up Ammosexual War Without Peace & Various Climate Crises (Drought! Floods! Fires!), the F.D.R. Love Train penetrates the Tunnel of Love at 7000 Horsepower on a Hot Night. Yeeha! “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” (Cowgirl-Style), & Listen Up for another Great Ride—Straight from the Horse’s Mouth… with Horseradish: Choo-Choo! And we continue to mock the Billionaire Dicks in Space Race (over a million horsepower!), and we mourn the victims of […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Sleazy Cops, Republican Brains & the Great Unvaxxed

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality This show wins a Reddit’s “Party Train” award, which is fitting as we love to “Party Like Bonobos.” Though we aren’t throwing our famous bacchanals these Coronapocalyptic days, we still have love—for each other and for you, my darling listener. But this week’s Love Train is a Runaway Train, partly because I want to run away from the horrors of modern life, climate catastrophe, resurgent Coronapocalypse, massive economic inequity, eviction crisis, tightening sexual repression, looming specters of fascism and the deadly domestic war games of my fellow ammosexual Americans, some of whom […]

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pervy Police, Grindr Priest, Ethical Ice Cream, More Billionaire Space Dicks

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Slightly shocked and quite incensed by the recent, ridiculous, groundless and rather prurient *police raid* of F.D.R. broadcast studios, we hop on the Love Train to share the story and our plans to respond to this illegal assault. We also talk about other stuff, like Bezos shooting his trash-spewing cock-rocket into the suborbital cosmos for the latest episode of Billionaire Sperm Wars in Space, while Musk buys Planet Uzi (with Dogecoin?).  The rich are human beings like the rest of us—they’re just morbidly obese with money. F.D.R. is a radio weight loss program […]