Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Happy Thanksgiving (get stuffed from both ends!) and Slappy Spanksgiving! It’s our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving! Consenting adults only please. Don’t spank kids. The Bible says, “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” I say: Spare the child and save that rod for your (consenting adult) lover. Indeed, SPANKSgiving is more authentic than THANKSgiving. Most historians agree that the Thanksgiving Story of a feel-good gathering of friendly Pilgrims and Wampanoag Native Americans is whitewashed hogwash, aka “Fake News.” Sure, those Pilgrims ate Squanto’s corn when they were starving, but then […]

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Navigating between the nice and nasty parts of Naughty November in the wild worlds of sex, politics and bonobos, F.D.R. rolls merrily down the tracks, through the Tunnel of Love and into the Great and Quivering Unknown… High (and low) points include: –MAGAt Insurrection Fist-Pump Dude Josh Hawley is pumping his little fist at feminism(!) for driving “manly,” ammosexual men to porn and video games; so we attack him back, which is easy, because Naughty Hawley’s such a posturing sissy (with apologies to sissies), though his misogynistic, anti-porn fascism is not funny […]

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Ahoy there, Mates and Primates! Happiest of Happy Birthdays to Capt’n Max, Captain of My Heart, Love of My Life, My Prime Mate, My Witness, My Husband, My Hero, one of history’s greatest revolutionary publishers—publishing the first “reader-written” media—decades before the Internet transformed the great majority of media that most of us consume into “reader-written,” aka social media—and co-host of F.D.R (F*ck Da Rich).  AND Happy 7th Anniversary to The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, which was my birthday present to Max—and which he published—seven years ago (this birthday, […]

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Flying into BOOnoBOOville on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (self-censoring the dildonic part with a Day of the Dead cooking mitt, lest the Ghost Bots of Big Tech Censorship shut us down!) for our Halloween Eve Kink Month Climax, I release the Samhain spirits for Uncle Satan’s Birthday and wonder: What or Whooooo is Haunting You? Currently, the Ghost Bots are haunting us. We’ve won big censorship battles against Adelphia Cable TV (see the Fall of the House of Rigas) and more, but it’s tricky when your attackers are ghosts. Max recalls […]

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality Season’s Beatings! We’re creeping up on a haunted, hot Halloween climax to Kink Month 2021 with a big “boo” from BOOnoBOOville on the Love Train, sharing “Halloween Fantasies vs. Spooky Realities.”  We start with some fantasies, like seductive strangers; sex with Satan; sperm-wars-fueled cuckold desires; Jehovah’s Witness Catwoman adventures; Squid Game beds (without the bullets); Witchy dreams that take me flying around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (the vibrations make you fly)… What about spooky realities? Like being killed by your boyfriend (RIP Gabby Petito), or a Hollywood […]