We knew it was coming (so to speak), thanks to Alito’s leaky d*ck—I mean, draft. Still, when the Supreme Guillotine came down, it hurt like the Constitutional Cliterectomy it is. A […]

Ah birthdays… Everyone’s got (at least) one, and mine lands on the weekend of my return to F.D.R. with this rollicking rainbow live broadcast. It’s also Reunion Season, and “Birthday Kink: […]

We’re BOUND for DomCon 2022, where I will deliver “Make Kink Not War: Be BONOBO” and hobnob with the world’s finest FemDoms at the Met Gala of Latex and the Comic […]

Merry Masturbation Month, Brothers and Sinners, Wankers, Yankers, Sperm-Bankers and Monkey-Spankers… In this bubbly celebration of self-pleasure, broadcasting live from Bonoboville, we kick off the M Month with a bang, a […]

Opening up our new Womb Room, celebrating 3 DECADES of lawfully-wedded love and sex-revolutionary marriage from our broadcast bed, Capt’n and I are back in the sack, cranking up the Mattress […]

“Art of the Teese” aired live on The Dr. Susan Block Show three years before there was a Youtube! Circa December 1, 2001—as American forces invaded Afghanistan—we preferred to “Make Kink, […]

Ever get the feeling you’ve seen this movie before? I have, and it sucks. I really don’t want to see it again, and I’m pretty sure you don’t either, unless you […]

Rumbling through the fog of war, violence, pestilence and greed, we fear no evil, guided by the light of peace, love and good sex along the bumpy but beautiful Bonobo Way. […]

“Stop the World! I Want to Get Off” (that old Swingin’ Sixties musical) told the subtly anti-capitalist tale of a man so obsessed with success, he can’t fall in love. “What […]