Happy Thanksgiving (get stuffed from both ends!) and Slappy Spanksgiving! It’s our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving! Consenting adults only please. Don’t spank kids. The Bible says, “Spare the rod […]

Navigating between the nice and nasty parts of Naughty November in the wild worlds of sex, politics and bonobos, F.D.R. rolls merrily down the tracks, through the Tunnel of Love and […]

Ahoy there, Mates and Primates! Happiest of Happy Birthdays to Capt’n Max, Captain of My Heart, Love of My Life, My Prime Mate, My Witness, My Husband, My Hero, one of […]

Flying into BOOnoBOOville on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (self-censoring the dildonic part with a Day of the Dead cooking mitt, lest the Ghost Bots of Big Tech Censorship shut us […]

Season’s Beatings! We’re creeping up on a haunted, hot Halloween climax to Kink Month 2021 with a big “boo” from BOOnoBOOville on the Love Train, sharing “Halloween Fantasies vs. Spooky Realities.”  […]

Cruising down the crack of Kink Month, we explore various kinks, fetishes, fantasies, peculiarities and love styles including…• Trumpty Dumpty’s recent unprompted proclamation that he’s *NOT* into “golden showers”—which really means […]

Our second great Kink Month ride of 2021 choo-choos through the Tunnel of Love down the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, female empowerment, male well-being, organic kink and sharing resources […]

Happy Kink Month! Hop on the Love Train for some kinky sex, kinky politics, kink-positive sex therapy and kinky bonobo love. We also review our nonconsensually kinky Kangaroo Court hearing before […]

Falling in love in Fall flows like sweet sap from the maple tree, the sun rising later and nights lasting longer, optimal conditions for cuddling up with someone you love and […]

We’re having a ball on F.D.R. – from the Met Gala ball with AOC’s “Tax the Rich” ballgown to #Ballgate with Nicki Minaj’s Trinidadian cousin’s vaccinated friend’s swollen balls. We also […]