It’s My Birthday—a dangerous time!—but I’m surrounded by old friends, new lovers, rainbow kisses, condom balloons, bare boobies, birthday-spankable tushies & so many cakes, I could open a bakery + My Best Gift: Capt’n Max.
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! It really is the best of times & the worst of times (with a hat tip to Charles Dickens)… In the WORST category: Censorship is rising & my personal accounts on YouTube, Facebook & IG have been unjustly terminated. In the “best” category: My friends are trying to get them restored. CSLBU Art Lecturer & “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” SUZY Award winner Rhiannon Aarons creates a petition for it (sign it now!) AND offers up her terrific tatas as an altar for an auspicious delicious Birthday Bonoboville Communion with Agwa + Chris calls in to rally #JusticeforDrSusanMBlock as “Bonobo Missionaries” Chef Belive & Daniele Watts call in to sing & share their red wing love + their new “Door Hash” service, & Brady calls with Birthday Sex Magick, declaring himself “as censored as a nipple.” Also in-studio on FDR is GasmaskGirl with Kyla Keys looking gorgeous in a gasmask, but even better without one, & I give her a bare-butt birthday spanking! Stunning Lilith Kat (with sexy Tes Presley) gives me a PG Bonoboville Communion from her wrist (& licks it from mine!), & says that, sadly, her FB & IG accounts were also wrongfully disabled. With Lilith & Rhiannon in Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump, everyone’s celebrating Trumpty Dumpty getting indicted! John Barrymore of the Barrymore Dynasty (including sister Drew Barrymore) adds his wit & wisdom on AI (artificial ignorance), & my oldest Bonoboville friend (since 1986), Janelle Hopkins says she was censored by FB for “fake news.” It’s a Censorship Pandemic! Other guests include IKKOR The Wolf singing “She Bad” as some Bonobovillians spin around the stripper pole (Thx to Dre, we have a new pole!) & Mark Brown—The Best Hairdresser Ever—brings a potpourri of rainbow birthday desserts, including big phallic pretzels to deep-throat with Pride! Yes, it is another Rainbow Pride Birthday—a Birthday Pride Party Show—in solidarity with the LGBTQ comrades now under attack by Proud Boys (“Shouldn’t PROUD Boys have PRIDE?”) We also say bye to Ted Kaczynski aka the Unabomber, found dead in prison on my birthday—proving you don’t have to be a dumb Proud Boy to be a brute; you can be a mathematical genius—but soon, it’s back to the Bday Bacchanal. I also wish a Happy Bday to Fellow Gemini & F.D.R. engineer Abe Bonobo &, after much pride party fun, games & love-love-love, I slip out of my rainbow lingerie & into my Birthday Suit for a big birthdaygasm – and many more! Whether you take ‘pride’ in your birthday or not, it’s good for you! Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest. Read more prose & watch my uncensored “Birthday Pride Party Show”: https://drsusanblock.com/birthday-2023
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Last Updated: June 22, 2023(Share)