It’s a trifecta of fiestas: May Day, International Workers Day, and the first sacred self-loving day of Masturbation Month 2021. Brothers and Sisters, Wankers and Monkey-Spankers, Workers of the World—and that […]

Deadly ammosexual shootings—from both police and civilians—continue to shatter America, but it’s almost Masturbation Month, so just shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, You DO You. So much safer and […]

Happy 4/20 Honey! Just in time (we really need that weed)! Well, t least killer cop Derek Chauvin was convicted (woohoo!), but America is still one big 3.8 million-square-mile shooting range […]

If your orgasms are real and your diamonds are fake, your marriage will be great! That’s just one of the love life lessons of Capt’n Max’s and My 29th Wedding Anniversary […]

It’s Easter Eve as our Love Train leaves the station, so we crack open an Easter egg of revelations regarding “The Resurrection” of Jesus, Persephone, Osiris, Dionysus/Bacchus, Spring and you. Yes, YOU. Want to resurrect your erection—or just your […]

Why are so many of us violent and confused? Why don’t we follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure? Why do we stay shackled like the Hebrew slaves in Egypt […]

It’s our 13th ride on the F.D.R. Love Train, now roaring through a Tunnel of Darkness as we react, mourn, explore and analyze the horrific mass murder of eight people in […]

That light at the end of the tunnel doesn’t mean we’re out of the darkness, so mask up—not *just* because masks protect you and others, but also because masks are sexy! […]

Unicorns, squirting leprechauns and bonobos—oh my! From the sapiosexual escapades of Rudy “Oozy” Giuliani’s polyamorous daughter to the concerning complexities of Cuomosexuality to why “Da Rich” BETTER pay a “wealth tax” […]

Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where could he have thrown it? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we tried […]