We get into a veritable orgy of topics on this Love Train ride! With lusty love for kinky orgasms, starry-eyed hope for War Crime-exposing journalist Julian Assange to finally be freed […]

It’s “A Midsummer Night’s WET Dream” (with apologies to the Bard) on board our little Love Train: Juneteenth, Summer Solstice (let’s strip down & have Sex on the Beach!), Father’s Day, […]

On My Birthday, I am Born Again, BAPTiZED in the Holy Waters of the new Bonoboville pool. Capt’n Max built me a mini-pool on wheels; then we threw a mini-party around […]

It’s Pride Month on the Love Train, as we toast another Speakeasy anniversary & engage in a little birthday foreplay. Not celebrating yet—hanging onto my youth as long as possible! We […]

But The End is never far, and it’s Bon Voyage to Love Boat Captain Gavin MacLeod (gone at 90), a religious Christian but randy romantic who gave me this great interview […]

This lusty locomotive roars out of the station with Capt’n Max raging against gun violence, followed by my kinky but fairly simple solution: Shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, we […]

Rolling through mid-Masturbation Month 2021 on the Self-Love Train, the virtual DrSuzy.Tv reunion keeps on strumming along with Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah, the Bonoboville Crew and SUZY-award-winning Clubhouse moderator, MILF/MFA […]

All Aboard the Self-Love Train, straddled like a Sybian by the Solo-Sex Cowgirl. Merry Masturbation Month, all you Fappers and 21st Century Flappers roaring into the new Roaring 20s, when soon we’ll be back into orgies and cuddle puddles. […]

It’s a trifecta of fiestas: May Day, International Workers Day, and the first sacred self-loving day of Masturbation Month 2021. Brothers and Sisters, Wankers and Monkey-Spankers, Workers of the World—and that […]

Deadly ammosexual shootings—from both police and civilians—continue to shatter America, but it’s almost Masturbation Month, so just shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, You DO You. So much safer and […]